k.i.s.s.i.n.g.

1. Susie* and Billy* sittin' in a tree
   K-I-S-S-I-N-G
   First comes love
   Then comes marriage
   Then comes the baby in a baby carriage.

   (*=insert your friend's name along with the name of a boy/girl he or she hates - unless you did see them kissing of course.)

   Lea writes "in this song after we finished the baby carriage part, we would say:

   That's not all,
   That's not all,
   I saw the parents taking drugs in the hall.

   (they were only in about first grade and didn't know what drugs were, they just knew parents weren't good parents if they took drugs. it was not supposed to be taken literally.)

2. 'x' and 'y' sitting in a tree,
   K-I-S-S-I-N-G
   First comes love,
   Then comes marriage,
   Than comes Baby in a baby carriage.
   Sucking his thumb,
   Wetting his pants,
   Doing the the Hula-Hula Dance.