(ed: sung to the tune of the same name as sung by Perry Como 200 years ago)

Remember the night
I needed a shite
I waited for hours
Jumped over the wall
And pissed on the lawn
And shit on the flowers.

Remember the night
We went to the park
To look at the flowers
You lay on your back
And I tickled your crack
For hours and hours.

An addition we've received:

I'll Never Forget
The Smell Of Her Sweat
From Under Her Armpits
I Tickled Her bum,
She Started To Come
All over the Carpet.

(There really are lots more verses but yet again I can't recall them - please send in any you remember)