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milk, milk...

(ed: vaguely relating to an anatomical description of the female form - sorta:)

Version 1:

Milk, Milk,
Lemonade,
Turn the corner,
Chocolate's made.

Version 2:

(original version with hand movements)

Milk, milk, (point at your nipples)
Lemonade (point at your genitals)
Around the corner (point at your arse) chocolate's made.

Additional Verse:

Put the money in the slot (points to mouth)
Out it comes, plop plop plop (naturally pointing to arse)

Version 3:

Eyes, nose, mouth, chin,
Leads the way to uncle Jim.
Uncle Jim sells lemonade,
Round the corner chocolate's made

Version 4:

Round the corner lemonade (point to your genitals)
Up the road (take your fore finger to the bottom of your rib cage)
Take two lanes (then take both forefingers to your nipples, go round and round them with your fingers)
That is where the milk is made

Version 5:

Milk, milk, Lemonade.
Round the corner, fudge is made.

(ed: extra verse from Tia. Gross but fun!! )

Milk, milk, lemonade,
Around the corner fudge is made,
Stick your finger in the hole,
Out pops a tootsie roll.

Source: circa 1970, UK (SE)