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my little pony

Version 1:

My Little Pony
Skinny and bony
Made out of plastic
Looks like a spastic.

Version 2:

My little pony
Skinny and bony
Made out of rubber
And looks like a scrubber.

Version 3:

My little pony
Skinny and bony
Put it in bed, and pull off it's head
My little pony is dead.

Version 4:

My little pony
Skinny and bony
Sitting on the grass
Picking its arse.