Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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orgy at the zoo

Version 1:

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo,
Lick the puss of a platypus,
It's an orgy at the zoo!

(Note: "platypus" can be substituted with "walrus" or "octopus")

Version 2:

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Gang-bang an orangutan
An orgy at the zoo