The ants went marching one by one, taboo, taboo*,
The ants went marching one by one, taboo, taboo,
The ants went marching one by one,
The little boy stopped to pick his bum**,
Taboo, tabaye, ta-bollocky-aye,
Ta-bollocky-aye,
Taboo.

* - increment the number by one on each verse

** - substitute the following on successive verses:

The little boy stopped to do a poo
The little boy stopped to do a wee
The little boy stopped to visit a whore
The little boy stopped to beat up Clive (---- child at contributor's school)