(Contributor's note:"I went to school in the northwest. There is a mental hospital near Warrington called Winick, about which we sang the following rhyme..")

Winick, Winick, Winick
Richard's favourite clinic
He's been there twice
And he thinks its very nice

Winick, Winick, Winick
Richard's favourite clinic
He pays the rent
Because he's bent

("The name could be replaced with that of anyone who happened to be skitting at the time.")