Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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when susie was a baby

When Susie was a baby,
A baby Susie was
She went a cry, cry, cry, cry (rubs eyes)

When Susie was a toddler,
A toddler Susie was
She went a scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble (scribbling action)

When Susie was a child,
A child Susie was
She went a 'whyyyyyy? whyyyyyy? whyyyyy? whyyyy?' (pouting)

When Susie was a teenager,
A teenager Susie was
She went a 'ooh, ahh, I lost my bra,
I left my knickers in me boyfriend's car'
(waving hands in a camp manner)

When Susie was a married,
A married Susie was
She went a 'aahh, unnnnggggghh, aaaahhhhh, unnnnnngggggh' (sex noises and actions)

When Susie was a mother,
A mother Susie was
She went a bake, bake, bake, bake (rolling pin action)

When Susie was a grandma,
A grandma Susie was
She went a knit, knit, knit, knit (knitting action)

When Susie was a skeleton,
A skeleton Susie was she went a (silence)