My names Coco I'm a monkey like you,
I live on drugs and superglue too,
I live in the jungle, in a cardboard box,
But I'd rather have it off with Samantha Fox,
Oh yeah...

Version 2:

My name's Coco and I live in a tree,
I give out blow jobs for 50p,
They're not very cheap they cost a bomb,
But it all depends on the size of your knob.

(Contributor says "The fact that 50p seems a lot for this shows how little pocket money we used to get compared with kids now who are earning more than I do for teaching them!") (ed: I think someone's cynicism is showing...!)

Version 3:

My names coco and i live in a tree,
I sell condoms for 25p,
Some for a pound and some for a bob,
But it all depends on the size of your nob,
Oh yeah!