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popeye the sailor man

(ed: I think some of these might be duplicated - if you can find two of something please let me know - toot! toot!:

Version 1:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I sleep with my granny
And tickle her fanny
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!

Version 2:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a watering can
When I go swimming
I shag all the women
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!

Version 3:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
With a hole in the middle
Through which I can piddle
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!

Version 4:

He's Popeye the Sailor Man
He live in a garbage can
If he were frutie
He'd go for your booty
He's Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!

Version 4 (The American One):

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater
It chopped off my weiner
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!

Version 5:

He's Popeye the Sailorman
He lives in a caravan
He turned out the light
And stood in some shite
He's Popeye the Sailorman - toot! toot!

Version 6:

I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
And when it gets chilly,
I tickle my willy,
I'm Popeye the sailor man

Version 7:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I love to eat worms
And spit out the germs
I'm Popeye the sailor man

Version 8:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I love to go swimmin'
With bowlegged women
I'm Popeye the sailor man

Version 9:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I'm Popeye the sailor man
I sleep with my granny
And tickle her fanny
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!

Version 10:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a watering can
When I go swimming
I shag all the women
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!

Version 11:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan
With a hole in the middle
Through which I can piddle
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!

Version 12:

He's Popeye the Sailor Man
He live in a garbage can
If he were frutie
He'd go for your booty
He's Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!

Version 13 - (The 'American' One):

I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the heater
It chopped off my weiner
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man - toot! toot!

Version 14:

He's Popeye the Sailorman
He lives in a caravan
He turned out the light
And stood in some shite
He's Popeye the Sailorman - toot! toot!

Version 15:

I'm Popeye the sailor man,
I live in a caravan,
And when it gets chilly,
I tickle my willy,
I'm Popeye the sailor man

Version 16:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a garbage can
I love to eat worms
And spit out the germs
I'm Popeye the sailor man

Version 17:

I'm Popeye the sailor man
I live in a caravan,
I turn't on the gas,
And i burnt my ass,
I'm Popeye the sailor man - toot! toot!