(ed: obviously sung to the tune from the Battle Hymn of the Republic)

My eyes have seen the glory of the burning of the schools
We have tortured all the teachers and have broken all the rules,
We have beaten Mrs Ullrich in a dirty game of pool
Our troops are marching onnnnn!

Refrain:
Glory, Glory Hallelujiah,
Teacher hit me with a ruler
Stood behind the door with a loaded .44
And she don't teach no more!