(ed: has a lot in common with other 'lulu' and 'lucy' verses, but what the hell)

Lulu had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Lulu went to heaven
The steamboat went to...

Lulu had a baby
his name was Tiny Tim
She stuck him in the bath-tub
To see if he could swim

He sunk to the bottom
and floated to the top
Lulu got excited
And pulled him by the

Cock-tail ginger ale
Drink it all the time
Cock--tail ginger ale
It only costs a dime

Hell-o operator
Get me number 9
If you don't connect me
I'll kick you in...
Behind the refrigerator
There's a piece of glass
Lulu sat upon on it
And hurt her little

As-k me no questions
Tell me no lies
Lulu told me
All this just before she died

Rene says the rhymes don't work as well as in the other example, but this is exactly how it was taught to her at the time.