You cannae shove your granny aff a bus,
Oh you cannae shove your granny aff a bus.
Oh you cannae shove yer granny,
Cause she´s yer mammys mammy
You cannae shove yer granny aff a bus.

You can shove your other granny aff a bus,
You can shove your other granny aff a bus,
You can shove your other granny
Cause she´s your daddys mammy
You can shove your other granny aff a bus.