Seedy Songs and Rotten Rhymes - the poetry of the playground

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you cannae shove your granny aff a bus

You cannae shove your granny aff a bus,
Oh you cannae shove your granny aff a bus.
Oh you cannae shove yer granny,
Cause she´s yer mammys mammy
You cannae shove yer granny aff a bus.

You can shove your other granny aff a bus,
You can shove your other granny aff a bus,
You can shove your other granny
Cause she´s your daddys mammy
You can shove your other granny aff a bus.

Source: circa classic, UK (Scot.)