we are the geordie girls,

1. We are the geordie girls,
   We are the hairy girls
   We wear our dungarees
   To show our sexy knees.

   The dirty boy next door
   He got me on the floor
   He done me sixty times
   Then he begged for more.

   My mother was suprised
   To see my belly rise
   My father jumped for joy
   It was a baby boy

   Margaret sent this in so I added it verbatim )

   We are the "blank- blank" girls,
   We wear our hair in curls
   We wear our dungarees
   To show our sexy knees

   One day this boy came by
   And gave me fifty pee
   To go behind the bush
   And have it all for me

   He pulled my knickers down
   And pushed me to the ground
   He shouted 1, 2, 3
   And gave it all to me

   My mother was surprised
   To see my belly rise
   My father jumped for joy
   It was a baby boy.

   We were singing this complete with the hand claps and gestures that have been mentioned in the mid eighties in Fife in Scotland. I will say that we were innocent and had no clue what the words meant; back then if a boy asked us to go behind a bush with him it was probably to scare us with a dead animal.

   Source: UK (NE Sund)

2. We are the Keighley girls,[dance with a wiggle]
   We wear our hair in curls [curling hand movements]
   We wear our dungarees
   To show our sexy knees. [touch knees]

   You now the boy next door?
   He got me on the floor
   I gave him 50p [hand slap]
   To give it all to me.

   My mother was suprised
   To see my belly rise. [touch tummy]
   My daddy jumped for joy
   It was a baby boy

   Source: circa 2005. UK (NE)