My name is Ki-eye Pickle-eye,
Pick le-eye Ki-eye,
Wanna wanna whiskey,
Chinese chopsticks chow!

This was a little ditty that accompanied a non-competitive clapping game in the mid 80's. It seemed a bit short, so we thought there might be something missing from the middle.

Troy (or Nicole) suggested the first part of the song went as follows:

I went to a Chinese restaurant
To buy a loaf of bread
He put it in a brown paper bag
And this is what he said"

This is followed by something very close to what is already listed:

My name is K I Pickle-eye
Pickle-eye K I
Walla walla whiskey
Walla walla whiskey
Boom!

I think that this last part varied from group to group.

Variation sent in by Tandy:

I went to Chinese restaraunt
To buy a loaf of bread bread bread,
They wrapped it up in toilet paper
And this is what they said said said
My name is K-I-Pickle-eye Pickle-eye-K-I
Humpback Wally Wally Wally Wiskers,
Chinese pork chops, chow down...

My name is Elvis Presley,
Girls are sexy,
Boys are cool,
Sittin' in the pool,
Drinking all the pepsi,
Chug-a-lug!

This variation from my 9 yr old daughter:

My name is Elvis Presley,
Girls are sexy,
Sitting in the back seat
Drinking Pepsi
Went to the movies
Saw big boobies
What colour were they?
Bright red!

Variation sent in under the name of "fotos_coazoo":

I went to Chinese restaraunt
To buy a loaf of bread bread bread,
They wrapped it up in paper bag
And this is what they said said said,
My name is K-I-Pickle-eye Pickle-eye-K-I
Humbum Barry Hollo Wollo Wiskey,
Chinese chop sticks chow

(ed:If you have more lines - please send them on in!)

(ed: aceron took us at our word and sent in this)

I went to Chinese restaurant
To buy a loaf of bread bread bread
He put it in my basket
And this is what he said said said:

My... name... is...
K.I. Pickle-O
I come from China
Wanna wanna whiskey
Chow!

also: I went to Chinese restaraunt
To buy a loaf of bread bread bread,
They wrapped it up in paper bag
And this is what they said said said,

My name is K-I-Pickle-eye Pickle-eye-K-I
Humbum Barry Hollo Wollo Wiskey,
Chinese chop sticks chow