(ed: Contributor says this was a chant type song sung when she was a kid. Its only purpose was to gross each other out and disgust parents and teachers. There are supposed to be numerous verses. She thinks over the years, kids just thought up verses and added it to the song. She only remembers three. It'd be great it if others could add more of the verses.

(ed: and yes I *know* diarrhoea is spelled wrongly all the way through... but as this is the way it came in I thought I'd just leave well alone... if this is what people want to call it well I say live your own lives... ani't nobody gonna bother you etc. Besides, there's another entry spelled correctly elsewhere in here!)

Version 1:

Diarrhea Bump Bump
Some people think its funny but its really wet and runny

Diarrhea Bump Bump
Diarrhea Bump Bump
You're walking down the hall and its a-smearing on the wall

Diarrhea Bump Bump
Diarrhea Bump Bump
You're sitting in the class and its a running down your ass

Diarrhea Bump Bump

Version 2:

Aaron sent these alternate lines using uh, uh instead of bump bump:

Some people think it's gross, but it's really great on toast
Diarrhea uh uh, diarrhea uh uh.

And now the baseball series:

When your going up to bat and you feel a little splat
Diarrhea uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh.

You're running into first and your butt's about to burst
Diarrhea uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh.

When you're sliding into two and your pants are filled with goo
Diarrhea uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh.

You're running into third and out comes a greasy turd
Diarrhea uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh.

You're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea uh uh, diarrhea, uh uh.

(ed: Aaron says if anyone has a better one for second base that would really be great.

Version 3:

Compliments of Jada 'n' Zoe who say "My 9 year old daughter and her 11 year old friend, here's a "load" more verses of "Diarrhea" — I'm glad to see it's still going strong several decades after I first heard it."

[Baseball]

When you're sitting on the bench and butt starts to twitch
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you're going up to bat and you feel a little splat
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you're running up to first and you feel a juicy burst
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you're sliding into third and squeeze a squishy turd
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you're coming into home and your pants are full of foam
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

[Basketball]

You're playing on the team, but you just blew a stream [of]
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

You try to run a dribble, but all you really dribble [is]
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you go to make a pass but it's shooting out your ass
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt ! pbbt!)

You make a great jump, but it's juicy in your rump
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you're shooting for the net and you feel something wet
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

You made the field goal, but you need a toilet bowl
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

[Prom/School Dance]

You're going to the dance but it's sliding out your pants
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

You're trying to impress, but it's coming out your dress
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

Your guy looks like a toad, so you drop a stinky load
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

You're girl is looking dreamy, but her dress is full of creamy
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

You lean in for a kiss, but your date goes 'squish'
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea ( pbbt! pbbt!)

You both won the crown, but your date went and drowned [in]
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea ( pbbt! pbbt!)

You're sure the night is over, 'cause your date keeled over
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea ( pbbt! pbbt!)

[Meals of the Day]

Some people like candy, but for breakfast it's dandy
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

It's really great for lunch, though it lacks a hearty 'crunch'
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

Some people prefer meat, but it makes a tasty treat
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

Don't eat it for dinner, 'cause it won't make you thinner
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

[Card Games]

You've got a royal flush but you're pants are filled with mush
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

You're winning, aces high, but you're pants aren't dry
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

You want to double down, but instead you dribble down
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

You're stuck with the Queen, and you're pants aren't clean
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you're sitting in the church and you feel a little lurch
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt! )

When you're sitting in the Chevy and you feel something heavy
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you're sitting in a bush and you've really gotta push
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you're standing on a ladder and you feel something splatter
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you're sitting in a boat and some brown stuff starts to float
Diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!) diarrhea (pbbt! pbbt!)

When you're wa...

(ed: and sadly that's where it all ended... I suppose they just ran out of space )