Hunch Bunch, call the Judge,
Mother's having a baby.
Is it a boy?
Is it a girl"
Is it a human baby?

Wrap it up in tissue paper.
Throw it down the escalator.
First floor - drop.
Second floor - drop.
Third floor - kick the door.
Mother's not having a baby no more.

(ed: Heather said she heard this little rhyme from a 12 year old's mouth!! She reckons kids are shockers - I reckon that's an *understatement*! LOL!)