(let's you "swear" without saying the words)

Lulu had a chicken,
Lulu had a duck,
She put the two together,
To see if they could...

*Chorus* Bang, Bang, Lulu,
Bang, Bang away,
Who's gonna' bang bang Lulu,
When Lulu's gone away.

Lulu had a boyfriend,
His name was Diamond Dick,
She never got his diamond,
But always got his...

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Lulu had a baby,
It was an awful shock,
She couldn't call it Lulu,
'Cause the bastard had a...

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I took her to the pictures,
We sat down in the stalls,
And every time the lights went out,
She'd grab me by the...

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She and I went fishing,
In a dainty punt,
And every time she caught a sprat,
She'd stuff up her...

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Some girls work in factories,
Some girls work in stores,
But Lulu works in a honky tonk,
With forty other...

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I wish I were the silver ring,
On Lulu's dainty hand,
Then every time she scratches her arse,
I'd see the promised...

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I wish I were the chamber pot,
Under Lulu's bed,
Then every time she took a piss,
I'd see her maiden...

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Lulu had two boy-friends,
Both were very rich,
One was the son of a banker,
The other a son-of-a...

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Lulu had a boy-friend,
His name was Tommy Tucker,
He took her down the alley,
To see if he could...

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Lulu had a boy-friend,
A funny little chap,
Every time they had a bit,
She got a dose of...

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Lulu had a boy-friend,
He was very fit,
Working all day on the farm,
His job was shoveling...

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Lulu had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket,
Every time the lamb jumped out,
The bulldog used to...

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She and I went walking,
We walked along the grass,
She slipped on a banana peel,
And fell down on her...

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Lulu had a bicycle,
The seat was sharp not blunt,
Every time she jumps on it,
It sticks her in the...

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Lulu has a bicycle,
The seat was made of glass,
And every time she sat on it,
You could see her...

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Lulu had a boyfriend,
His name was Michael Hunt,
She like him above the rest,
Because he'd eat her...

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Lulu had a turtle,
And Lulu had a duck.
She put them in the bathtub,
To see if they would...

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Lulu had a job,
But then she had to quit,
'Cause every time she turned around,
The boss would grab her...

I took Lulu sailing,
I took her in a punt,
I took off her knickers,
Then took her in the ...

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