Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rugby Songs and Chants)

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Why was he born so beautiful?

Why was he born so beautiful,
Why was he born at all,
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all,
He should be publicly pissed on,
He should be publicly shot (bang, bang),
He should be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot.

So, DRINK chug-a-lug,
Drink chug-a-lug,
Drink chug-a-lug,
DRINK!,