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Bye-bye blackbird

  1. Clean Version

    Pack up all my cares and woe,
    Here I go, singing low,
    Bye, bye, blackbird.

    Where somebody waits for me,
    Sugars sweet, so is she.
    Bye, bye, blackbird.

    No-one here can love or understand me,
    Oh waht hard luck stories they all hand me,

    Make my bed and light the light,
    I'll be home late tonight,
    Blackbird, bye bye.

  2. Mucky Version

    There was a man who was no good
    Took a girl into a wood,
    B.. B.. Blackbird

    Took her when the grass was thick
    Then took out his horny prick
    B.. B.. B..

    Turned her over, smacked her bum
    Filled her prat with chewing gum
    Blackbird B.. B..

    But this girl she was no sport
    Took the bugger to the court
    B.. B.. B..

    When the case came up next morn
    It made the judge get on the horn
    B.. B.. B..

    Then the jury came to their decision
    Awarded that poor bastard circumcision
    So next time he did it right
    And stuffed her prat with dynamite
    Blackbird Bye Bye