Bye-bye blackbird

1. Clean Version

   Pack up all my cares and woe,
   Here I go, singing low,
   Bye, bye, blackbird.

   Where somebody waits for me,
   Sugars sweet, so is she.
   Bye, bye, blackbird.

   No-one here can love or understand me,
   Oh waht hard luck stories they all hand me,

   Make my bed and light the light,
   I'll be home late tonight,
   Blackbird, bye bye.

2. Mucky Version

   There was a man who was no good
   Took a girl into a wood,
   B.. B.. Blackbird

   Took her when the grass was thick
   Then took out his horny prick
   B.. B.. B..

   Turned her over, smacked her bum
   Filled her prat with chewing gum
   Blackbird B.. B..

   But this girl she was no sport
   Took the bugger to the court
   B.. B.. B..

   When the case came up next morn
   It made the judge get on the horn
   B.. B.. B..

   Then the jury came to their decision
   Awarded that poor bastard circumcision
   So next time he did it right
   And stuffed her prat with dynamite
   Blackbird Bye Bye