Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rugby Songs and Chants)

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my old man

My old man said "Follow the van,
And don't dilly dally on the way",
Off went the van with me 'ome packed in it,
I walked behind with me ol' cock linnet,
But I dillied, I dallied,
I dallied and I dillied,
Lorst the van and don' know where to roam.
And you can't trust the specials like an old time copper,
When you can't find your way 'ome!!

Repeat the verse, but finish with:

You can't trust the specials when you've got a reputation,
And you can't find your way 'ome!!