Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rugby Songs and Chants)

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Alphabet song (The ... ), Hey-ho says Rowley

The Alphabet song:

"A" is for asshole, all covered in shit
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"B" is for the bugger who revels in it,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"C" is for cunt all dripping with piss,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"D" is for the drunkard who gave it a kiss,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"E" is for the eunuch with only one ball,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"F" is for the fucker with no balls at all,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"G" is for goiter, gonorrhea, and gout,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"H" is the harlot who spreads it about,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"I" is for insertion, injection and itch,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"J" is the jerk of a dog on a bitch,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"K" is for knight who thought fucking a bore,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"L" is the lesbian who came back for more,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"M" is for maidenhead all tattered and torn,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"N" is the noble who died on his horn,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"O" is for orifice all cunningly concealed,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"P" is the penis all pranged up and peeled,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"Q" is the Quaker who shat in his hat.
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"R" is the Rajah who rogered the cat,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"S" is the shit-pot all filled to the brim,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"T" is the turds which are floating within,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"U" is the usher who taught us at school,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
"V" is the virgin who played with his tool,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

"W" is the whore who thought fucking a farce,
"Hey-ho," says Rowley.
And "X", "Y", and "Z" you can shove up your arse,
Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.

Singing roly, poly, up'em and stuff'em,
"Hey-ho," says Anthony Rowley.