Now Joe was a lavatory cleaner
He cleaned them by day and by night
And when he got home in the evening
He found he was covered in...
He worked many years for the council
About twenty years and a bit
Keeping the floors nice and shiny
And the lavatory bowls free from...
Found dead in the toilet one evening
In a cubicle dark and unlit
With his trousers rolled down to his ankles
And his head in a bucket of....
Now some say he died of a fever
And others they say of a fit
But we all know what old Joe died of
He died of the smell of the....
Some say he was buried in a graveyard
And others they say in a pit
But we know where they buried old Joe
They buried him in ten ton of...
Now there's a job going spare on the council
Will keep you young, healthy and fit
Just running around with a bog brush
And cleaning up piles of...
Now the council says it pays good wages
And the workers their teeth they all grit
They argue and argue for ever
Buttttttt we all know the wages are SHIT.