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Bin Laden

(ed: had to happen of course... a military type song from Mike P... with instructions!)

This one is sung to the tune of the ever - popular campfire song 'Roll Over - Roll Over'. The short opening verse is sung first, and then subsequent verses are added one by one, the whole song eventually being sung through in reverse order.

Well .........

He lives in a cave
And he needs a good shave
Bin Laden - Bin Laden

And he drives a Chevy
Up the Khyber Pass
Ans someday soon
We gonna nail his ass.

He got 24 virgins
At his beck and call
For a quick knee-trembler
Up the sh*thouse wall

He reads the Koran
As a daily guide
With a copy of Playboy
Stuffed inside

He'll sign a treaty
But his asking price
Is a blow job from
Condoleeza Rice

And George Bush says
He gonna get a shock
When he nails his balls
To the Dome of the Rock.