Hymns and Arias (well ok - Dirty Ditties, Rugby Songs and Chants)

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All queers together

(ed: sung to the "Eton Boat Song")

My name is Cecil,
I come from Leicester Square,
I wander around,
With flowers in my hair,

For we're all queers together,
That's why we go around in pairs,
For we're all queers together,
Excuse us while we go upstairs.

I went for a ride on a choo-choo,
And found that I had to stand,
A little boy offered me his seat,
So I felt for it with my hand,

For we're all queers together,
That's why we go around in pairs,
For we're all queers together,
Excuse us while we go upstairs.

(ed: I'm sure there are more verses but this is all I remember - help please??)

Jim figures this is part of the song, but I reckon it's it's own song. Either way it has its own entry on here... still... may as well add it in... it's fun either wsy

The sexual life of a camel
Is greater than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to get up the sphinx
But the sphinx's posterior passage
Is blocked by the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx's mysterious smile