ass wipe

1. colloq.
   

   Toilet paper [not commonly used today]

   Source: [1960s]
2. colloq.
   

   Used derogatorily about or to a person. ["Hey, asswipe, when are you going to leave my lover a alone?"]

3. colloq.
   

   A newpaper, particularly one negative toward gays.

   Source: [1980s]
4. colloq.
   

   Worthless piece of paper, like a old telephone number or parking ticket.